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Top 10 best funny quotes
1. You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
2. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
3. Never steal. The government hates competition
4. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
5. Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. :)
6. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
7. Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
8. Smile…It confuses people..!!
9. Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
10. Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
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Top 10 best funny quotes
1. You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
2. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
3. Never steal. The government hates competition
5. Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. :)
6. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
7. Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
8. Smile…It confuses people..!!
9. Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
10. Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
Best quotes for funny and comedy top 10
Click another topic to best quotes
Thanks for watching
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